The Bathroom Swaps That Stuck (and Two That Did Not)

Most posts about swapping out your bathroom products are written by someone in month three of doing it, which is exactly the wrong time to write one. Month three is when everything is still working and you are still enthusiastic.

I have been at this for about ten years. Some of what I switched to is still here a decade later. Some of it I quietly abandoned. And one product on my shelf is a completely conventional drugstore item that I have never replaced and am not going to, which is the part of this post I suspect is most useful.

The toothpaste I have bought for close to a decade

Desert Essence tea tree and neem is the longest-running item in my bathroom. I have been reordering it for the better part of ten years. That is not a review, but it is a fact, and it is a more honest signal than any review I could write.

Now the caveat, which belongs up here and not buried at the bottom.

There is no fluoride in this tube. And fluoride is the one thing in the entire oral care aisle with genuinely overwhelming evidence behind it for stopping cavities. I am not going to soften that or hedge it. If your dentist has been finding decay, or you know you are cavity-prone, or you are buying toothpaste for a kid, the fluoride tube is the better call and mine is the worse one on the measure that counts most.

So why do I still buy it? I like it, my checkups have been boring for years running, and I decided that trade was acceptable for me specifically. That is the whole reasoning. There is no clever second layer to it.

It is a preference. Not an upgrade. I would rather you hear that from me now than work it out from a filling later, and if you are thinking about switching, that is a conversation to have with your dentist beforehand rather than afterwards.

Things I like: it barely foams. The taste is mild, almost flat. A tube lasts about as long as any other tube. If you are coming off something that tastes like a candy cane, your first few days feel like brushing with not very much, and then you stop noticing.

The soap that replaced four bottles

I started buying Dr. Bronner’s castile soap a few years ago and it is the swap that has changed my bathroom the most, mostly by removing things from it.

The pitch is that one bottle does eighteen jobs. That is marketing, and it is also roughly true for about four of them. It is my hand soap, my body wash on most days, and the thing I use to clean the bathroom sink. Diluted heavily it works for a lot of household cleaning too.

A thirty-two ounce bottle runs about seventeen dollars, which sounds like a lot next to a five dollar bottle of body wash until you notice it is concentrated. You want less than you think. I spent my first month using far too much per shower and concluded it was expensive, which was a me problem.

Two honest drawbacks. The peppermint version tingles in places you would prefer it did not, and that is a mistake you make exactly once. The other is lather. There is not much, because this is soap and not detergent. If thick foam is how you know you are clean, expect a few weeks of feeling vaguely unwashed before your brain recalibrates.

The swap that did not stick

I cycled through bamboo toothbrushes for something like ten years, which sounds like loyalty and was closer to stubbornness.

Here is what kept happening. The pack says medium. What turns up is very soft. Not medium-leaning-soft, just soft, and a few weeks in I catch myself pressing harder to feel like anything is happening, which is precisely the wrong instinct to build with a toothbrush.

So the bamboo ones sit in a drawer and I am back on the Oral-B electric, which is the quiet punchline of this entire section: I spent a decade intermittently trying to replace a brush that was already working. Maybe a properly firm bamboo brand exists and I have not turned it up. I have stopped looking very hard.

If soft is what you want, none of the above is a complaint. Some people in my house like them exactly as they are, and for those people ten brushes for ten dollars is a good deal.

The green argument was thinner than the box implies too. Wood handle, yes. Nylon bristles, still nylon. So what lands in your bin is a wooden stick with plastic set into one end, and no, it will not compost.

I have not linked the bamboo ones, for the same reason I would not link a shampoo I stopped using. I am not going to earn a commission on a brush I gave up on. The electric is below, because that is the one that actually gets used.

The most recent addition, and the most boring

Cremo shave cream, the newest thing on this list. Eight dollars, small tube, and it is slick rather than foamy. You use a fraction of what you would use of a canned foam.

There is no story here. It works, the tube lasts, my face is less irritated than it was with the aerosol stuff. I mention it only because “I switched and it was fine and I stopped thinking about it” is a legitimate outcome that product posts almost never report, and most of your swaps should look like this rather than like a revelation.

The swap I never made

There is a bottle of conventional Dove body wash in my shower. Not a natural brand. Not a swap. Just Dove, re-bought without a second thought alongside everything above.

I could construct a reason. The real one is that somebody in my house likes it, it is gentle, it is cheap, and no argument I have ever made about ingredient lists has been persuasive enough to override those three things. So it stays.

I am telling you this because I think the all-or-nothing version of this project is why most people abandon it. My bathroom is not a natural bathroom. A few things changed over ten years. One thing never did. One change got quietly reversed. That has held up in a way that a single ambitious weekend never did for me.

If you swap one item this month and nothing else ever, you have done better than the person who replaces everything in a weekend and reverts by spring.

Deodorant, which has its own post

The other long-running swap in here is aluminum-free deodorant, which I have been buying for a few years now. It has enough of its own complications, including a genuinely unpleasant adjustment period, that it did not belong as a paragraph in this post.

It is covered properly in Best Non-Toxic Deodorant, including the part where it does not work as well in July.

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Quick questions

Which one should I swap first?
The soap. It takes bottles out of your bathroom rather than adding one more, and there is no adjustment period to push through.

Is fluoride-free toothpaste better for you?
No, and I want to be blunt about it. Nothing beats fluoride for preventing cavities. Skipping it is a trade, it should be a deliberate one, and your dentist should probably know. I use a fluoride-free tube out of preference. It is not an improvement.

Are bamboo toothbrushes actually better for the environment?
The handle is, a little. The bristles are nylon, so nothing about the brush composts, which makes it a small change rather than a meaningful one. I also stopped using mine, because the ones I bought were far softer than the medium they claimed to be.

Why is there a bottle of Dove in a post about natural swaps?
Because it is genuinely in my shower and pretending otherwise would make the rest of this less trustworthy.

How long did all this take?
About ten years, four things that stuck, one I never swapped and one I swapped and then undid. There was never a weekend where I overhauled the bathroom, and I think that is why it stuck.

Personal preferences, not medical or dental advice. The fluoride question in particular is one to work through with your own dentist, who knows your teeth and your decay history and can tell you whether a fluoride-free toothpaste is a reasonable choice for you specifically.